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If You Can’t Beat ‘Em, Join ‘Em: All Your College Libertarian Friends Now Work For the Government
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Man Who Identifies Himself as ‘Fiscally Conservative But Socially Liberal’ Has Yet to Identify Himself as ‘Annoying’
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Atheist Prostitute Refuses to Take Off Work on Good Friday
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Hopeless! This Man’s Relaxing Vacation Was Ruined by Knowledge That The Vacation Would Soon End
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April Fools! An Estimated 4 Billion People Will Starve to Death in the Next 36 Months
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Trump: “April Fools! We’re Not Actually At War With Iran”
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Netanyahu Cancels Appearance At The Life Convention, Where He Was Slated To Speak As ‘Living Guest of Honor’
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“Don’t Worry So Much, Things Always Work Out,” Says 32 Year Old Man Living On Allowance From Parents
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Mark Wahlberg: “If I Was On the Plane For 9/11, And The Hijackers Were Vietnamese, Things Would Have Gone Down Differently”
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Will Smith: ‘Jada And I Are In An Open Relationship - We Tell Each Other Everything’
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